drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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