thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
false alarm, still single
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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