So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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