He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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