I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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