It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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