3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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