Your mouth is God's brothel.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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