you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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