I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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