what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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