We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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