How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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