is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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