Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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