Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
