Fine. I'll sleep in my office
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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