He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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