I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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