You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize