Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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