I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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