? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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