couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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