white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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