I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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