Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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