i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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