that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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