If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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