She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Do plants get herpes?
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