You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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