google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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