As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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