Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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