I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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