Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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