I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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