i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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