i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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