are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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