So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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