Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
we're making bets on your personal life
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
sex in a hospital.. check
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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