so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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