we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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