i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
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