hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just gift wrapped bread.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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