Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
