so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I wish I only lived at night.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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