I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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