His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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