He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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