when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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