Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Pooping to opera.
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