you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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