More tranny stories later!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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