I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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