A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize