My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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