loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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