Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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